No one told us that Australia was this big.
I mean they told us told us, but they didn't tell us, know what I mean? And now here we are, inflagrante, caught red handed, in the blatant act of trying to circumnaviagate a continent, trousers down, unable to conceal our embarassment, our hideous pimply cheeks clenched, as it becomes apparent that, gosh, we might have underestimated, gulp, the size of the undertaking.
Have we bitten off more than we can chew? Is it mammoth indigestion? Who needs the relief of being burped?
Me please! Me Please!
Whoever thought of such a thing anyway.
...Burps...
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